The Quest for the Golden Copy (Part 2)

The Quest for the Golden Copy (Part 2)

May 12, 2010 by in Customer Data Integration, Data Governance, Data Quality, Master Data Management

In Part 1 of our story: The CIO Veritas appointed the ambitious Jason as the leader of a bold new enterprise information initiative called Project Argo, which has the business objective of resolving the organization’s long standing fatal flaw—namely, its inability to achieve a single view of its own customers—by attempting to create the “golden copy” of each unique customer.

In Part 2, we will meet the Argonauts, the project team that Jason has assembled to help him complete The Quest for the Golden Copy

Due to its epic scale, the complete project team, which includes both internal and external resources, numbers close to fifty people. 

For now, we will just meet six of the most important Argonauts.

 

Nestor

The elder statesman of the organization, Nestor has worked there for over 25 years.  Conversationally fluent in a dozen languages, he helped launch nearly every one of the international offices.  Although Nestor has held several positions at various levels of management, he is now just a few years from retirement and currently serves as a roaming executive consultant. 

He has become a trusted advisor to business units and individuals all throughout the organization, as well as up and down the corporate ladder.  Nestor possesses a comprehensive knowledge of the organization’s (often quite complex) business processes.  He doesn’t speak up often, but whenever he does, everyone else falls silent and gives him their rapt and respectful attention. 

Nestor has long served as a mentor to Jason.  Jason knows that with Nestor involved, rival factions throughout the organization will always attend Project Argo meetings. 

Jason is the Project Leader.  Nestor is its champion—the “Golden Copy Champion.”

 

Heracles

Although well-regarded by the vast majority of both his co-workers and direct managers, Heracles has always been ill-favored by executive management. 

Veritas especially seems out to get him, often assigning Heracles to perform labors believed by many to be impossible.  However, for consistently accomplishing each challenging task (either business or technical) assigned to him, Heracles has earned somewhat of a legendary reputation throughout the organization. 

Unlike Jason, Heracles has no interest in management, executive or otherwise. 

Heracles seems content with the simple joy of challenging work.  While the presence of Nestor brings respectability to Project Argo, having Heracles as an Argonaut brings credibility that such a challenging initiative might possibly be successful.

 

Atalanta

Atalanta is by far the organization’s best data analyst.  She has developed a legendary data gazing reputation for identifying meaningful patterns hidden within massive volumes of operational data.  She is also a skilled huntress known for her unrivaled ability to track down the root causes of data quality issues. 

Jason knows that her skills will be essential in profiling potential data sources, as well as defining and monitoring meaningful data quality metrics for Project Argo. 

Since her data expertise is just as comprehensive as Nestor’s business expertise, Atalanta is without question one of the most irreplaceable Argonauts.

 

Orpheus

Orpheus is a young and underutilized member of one of the organization’s many marketing departments.  A master of multi-media presentation, data visualization, and social media, he is a natural storyteller, a gifted writer, and an accomplished musician. 

His artistic abilities have historically been unappreciated by his co-workers, since they believe such talents are irrelevant in a corporate setting. 

However, Jason needs someone with these creative skills to help with the internal marketing campaign and training program, because he knows the project’s success is highly dependent on engaging normally disinterested audiences. 

Additionally, Orpheus will create and manage a wiki, a blog, and an e-mail newsletter to promote and maintain the enterprise-wide communication and collaboration that Project Argo will require in order to build and sustain its momentum.

 

Medea

Medea is a technical architect whose amazing skills with technology are seemingly indistinguishable from magic.  She has mastered all of the diverse hardware and software platforms, applications, and services in use across the organization. 

There is never a single technical challenge that Medea can’t overcome, regardless of which vendor’s product or bespoke solution she is using or customizing.

She is affectionately known as the “Queen of the Nerds” because every member of the IT staff will freely acknowledge that “her Kung Fu is the best.”

Jason knows that the insight and talents of Medea will be absolutely essential, not least of which for determining whether investing in new technology will be necessary.   

Similar to Nestor’s ability to bring any and all of the business stakeholders to the table, Medea can also command the same respect from technical stakeholders.

 

Theseus

Theseus is a corporate culture expert and organization change agent who after starting his career in human resources, transitioned into business process management where he is always looking for ways to streamline inefficient processes. 

He is also the primary person that the organization sends to industry conferences to learn about emerging new trends and the next wave of technologies.  He has recently become an evangelist for both data governance and master data management. 

Jason has recruited Theseus to be Project Argo’s Sneezer.

 

What say you?

As I explained at the end of Part 1, I would like your storytelling assistance so that we collectively decide if the quest will provide a cautionary tale of what not to do, or convey some recommended guidelines and standard practices for real-world success.

Have I identified and effectively described the most important Argonauts? 

If not, what other characters (or roles and responsibilities) would you like to add?

Next week in Part 3 of our story, we will join the Argonauts as they attempt to achieve consensus on an enterprise-wide definition of the term “customer” as well as define both tangible business benefits and clear success criteria for Project Argo.

Please contribute your story ideas by posting a comment below.

7 Responses to “The Quest for the Golden Copy (Part 2)”

  1. Phil Simon

    May 12, 2010

    I for one would like to see Herculean struggles among the Argonauts. Perhaps there can be a quirky consultant named Ricky who has studied holistic healing in India. Oh, wait. That’s the former Argonaut and now Miami Dolphin Ricky Williams.

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  2. Corinna Martinez

    May 12, 2010

    You have been watching too many reruns of Jason and the Argonauts my friend.

    You have also forgotten the “other” cast of characters, the Gods or Project Sponsors with their human foibles and toying with the lives of the Argonauts.

    Beware the children of the night, brought forth with evil magic from the teeth of the slain hydra to waylay our heros…the skeletons of failed project teams pursuing the Golden Copy!

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  3. Corinna Martinez

    May 12, 2010

    Did not know that causes the item inside to be hidden/deleted. Missed my cues for each othe last two items within my comment.

    Cut to “Gods” playing chess with human figurines while sparring each other with words.

    Cue creepy music, thunder, lightening and freeze frame of skeletons fighting.

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  4. Natasha Gabriel

    May 12, 2010

    @Phil you will be whipped for that comment! @Jim I’m already liking the flow. Surely Veritas snuck a disruptive nay sayer onto the project….or perhaps they’re just there to play devil’s advocate. Hmmmmph. I am sure Phil has a player in mind already.

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  5. Jim Harris

    May 12, 2010

    Thanks Phil, Corinna and Natasha for your feedback, it’s always greatly appreciated.

    @Phil — Nice Canadian Football League reference: Go Toronto Argonauts! On a more serious note (because who takes the Canadian Football League seriously? Just kidding ;-) ) – Project Argo is definitely going to see some lack of team harmony in the future (plus beyond the end of our story, Jason and Medea don’t exactly have the happiest of days).

    @Corinna — Excellent casting and action scene direction, we need to sign you up for making the motion picture based on our story that will bring The Quest for the Golden Copy to the big screen – or at least a cable television mini-series – have your people call my people (Wait, I don’t think I have people, damn :-) ) As for the gods, I have already cast Veritas, the Roman (yes, I’m mixing my Greeks and Romans) goddess of truth as the CIO. More gods and goddesses to appear soon (especially Eris, the Greek goddess of Strife – not to be confused with Eros, the Greek god of Hanky Panky that HR has banned from our story ;-) ).

    @Natasha — Oh yes, we will definitely be encountering some disruptive nay sayers in Part 3 when we are trying to define “customer” as well as tangible business benefits and clear success criteria, the veritable Scylla and Charybdis of enterprise information initiatives – oops, I may just have revealed too much :-)

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  6. Jill Wanless

    May 13, 2010

    Great story and I couldn’t add anything new to all the excellent comments! But…can I play Theseus in the re-make? :)

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  7. Jim Harris

    May 13, 2010

    @Jill — Yes, you can definitely play Theseus in the re-make!

    After all, Project Argo needs someone who can communivate, and I couldn’t imagine anyone better than you!
    :-)

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